Fiction

Assistant Director Tito’s Weedless Dog Farm

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Trigger warning: Likely to offend the human race... and rightly so.

Absurd and irreverent, AD Tito’s Weedless Dog Farm envisions a utopia where people’s obsession for security is rivalled only by their fetish for grass farming. In this safe new world, an HOA governs the planet, concrete is a god, and landscapers enjoy celebrity status. Can a naked woman and her revolutionary ideas free the neighborhood from the Future?

A probably-should-read for skeptics, environmentalists, atheists, luddites, naturists, anarchists, agnostics, nihilists, socialists, anti-socialists, existentialists, libertarians, anti-corporatists, hippies, misanthropes, smartasses, haters of the automobile, lovers of the dandelion, shunners of labels and tags, and other misfits and rule breakers.

In the Beginning: A Serious Satire on Myth, Philosophy, and Belief

Timon is an ancient Greek skeptic fed up with dogmatic nonsense about the beginnings of the universe. One night, he dreams of a boisterous “Battle of Brains” between history’s major religious and philosophical authorities. Highly satirical, In the Beginning depicts this battle in a clear and readable style, faithfully detailing each contender’s cosmology, including wisecracks and barbs aimed at rival sages. Timon himself pulls no punches in attempting to resolve the debate, even bashing belief itself. A simple spectator, however, gets to throw the last punch when he divulges “The Real Truth of Everything.”